Life is to short to waste it on regret...

Why so serious?
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of funny, do you know how I got these scars?

How about a magic trick?
I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear.
Ta-daa! It's... gone!

It's too loud in here, we can't hear each other talk.
What makes you think I want to hear you talk?

You thought we could be decent men at an indecent time. But you were wrong; the world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
Unbiased.
Unprejudiced. Fair.